Lesson 46
Do it yourself
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1Lesson 46
2Do it yourself
3Did the writer repair his lawn mower in the end? Why/Why not?
4So great is our passion for doing things for ourselves,
5that we are becoming increasingly less dependent on specialized labour.
6No one can plead ignorance of a subject any longer, for there are countless do-it-yourself publications.
7Armed with the right tools and materials,
8newlyweds gaily embark on the task of decorating their own homes.
9Men, particularly, spend hours of their leisure time installing their own fireplaces,
10laying out their own gardens; building garages and making furniture.
11Some really keen enthusiasts go so far as to build their own computers.
12Shops cater for the do-it-yourself craze not only by running special advisory services for novices,
13but by offering consumers bits and pieces which they can assemble at home.
14Such things provide an excellent outlet for pent up creative energy,
15but unfortunately not all of us are born handymen.
16Some wives tend to believe that their husbands are infinitely resourceful and can fix anything.
17Even men who can hardly drive a nail in straight are supposed to be born electricians, carpenters, plumbers and mechanics.
18When lights fuse, furniture gets rickety, pipes get clogged,
19or vacuum cleaners fail to operate,
20some women assume that their husbands will somehow put things right.
21The worst thing about the do-it-yourself game
22is that sometimes even men live under the delusion that they can do anything, even when they have repeatedly been proved wrong.
23It is a question of pride as much as anything else.
24Last spring my wife suggested that I call in a man to look at our lawn mower.
25It had broken down the previous summer, and though I promised to repair it, I had never got round to it.
26I would not hear of the suggestion and said that I would fix it myself.
27One Saturday afternoon, I hauled the machine into the garden and had a close look at it.
28As far as I could see, it needed only a minor adjustment:
29a turn of a screw here, a little tightening up there, a drop of oil and it would be as good as new.
30Inevitably the repair job was not quite so simple.
31The mower firmly refused to mow, so I decided to dismantle it.
32The garden was soon littered with chunks of metal which had once made up a lawn mower.
33But I was extremely pleased with myself. I had traced the cause of the trouble.
34One of the links in the chain that drives the wheels had snapped.
35After buying a new chain I was faced with the insurmountable task of putting the confusing jigsaw puzzle together again.
36I was not surprised to find that the machine still refused to work after I had reassembled it,
37for the simple reason that I was left with several curiously shaped bits of metal which did not seem to fit anywhere.
38I gave up in despair. The weeks passed and the grass grew.
39When my wife nagged me to do something about it,
40I told her that either I would have to buy a new mower or let the grass grow.
41Needless to say our house is now surrounded by a jungle.
42Buried somewhere in deep grass there is a rusting lawn mower which I have promised to repair one day.